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You are the Master of Time Suckage

Monday, December 1st, 2008

A fine, snowy, icy and teeth-chattering goooood morning to all my Killer Sharks! The thermometer on the front porch currently reads 8 degrees and Mother Nature is showing me just how evil the Winter of 2008 is really going to be. Bring it, baby girl, bring it!

So, Mr. and Mrs. Time Suckage Experts, here we are. It’s Monday, December 1, 2008. At this very nanosecond, your competition isn’t experiencing the Monday Morning Blahs, nor are they handling their own administrative back office. Instead, they’re putting on their game face for tonight’s webinar, prepping for the big and final push for their exciting teleseminar series that starts in January, and going over the notes to discuss with their Virtual Assistant later today. They’ve got it going on, eating your business for lunch and spittin’ out the bones.

You, on the other hand, have a PhD in Time Suckage. You’re checking your own v-mail and e-mail messages, and you’re dreading all the client intake calls you have to make today … and tomorrow. Your calendar is a mess and you’ll find out later today you missed a very important telephone call because you forgot to schedule it. That prospect? She went to the other guy. You have a colossal amount of admin work which needs to get done, but you’re so overwhelmed by it all that you ignore it. Fatal mistake #1. You can no longer ignore your administrative back office. If you continue to do so, more of your business bones will end up on the floor.

Fatal mistake #2 occurs when you don’t reach out to me and discuss outsourcing. All those time suckers are bogging you down and preventing you from the making the money you want to make. Examples: Client intake, blog postings, article marketing, website updates, CRM maintenance, e-newsletters, drip campaigns, shopping cart updates, etc. In order to keep your business strong and in business, you’ve got to have administrative support. Your Virtual Assistant will take over the work examples I’ve listed above, and so much more, so you may once again act like the Bad Ass Big Kahuna you are, and not Mr. Suckage. It’s okay to ask for help, and right now it’s detrimental to your livelihood if you don’t.

Call the Ball: The Big Cheese who’s making big money, or the Master of Time Suckage who’s one bone away from being a heap on the floor? That’s what I thought … ;-)

Dial 866.611.LORI

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You + Me + Outsourcing = Your Competition in the Dust

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Good afternoon, my Killer Sharks!

Here’s the equation:

You

The overworked, stressed, tired and entrepreneurial Shark who’s in over her head with the details of running her business. Your mind is not where it should be, which is in a place to focus on your money-making activities. Your physical and mental energies are bunched up trying to paper-push your way through all the administrative things which must be accomplished in order to keep your business in business. Instead of bringing home the bacon each day, you’re managing your shopping cart, blog, article marketing, client intake, in-touch marketing, and website updates. That’s going to change, right here, right now.

Me

Me and the Davis Virtual Assistants Associates team. The ladies with the skillz to pay the billz, and the phone voices to manage effectively your client intake with ease, care and concern. We’re business owners just like you are, and we honor, respect and acknowledge your “business pain.” More important, we can alleviate your pain and set your fine self back on the path to making money.

Outsourcing

Long gone are the days when your assistant has to come to your office. “Going Virtual” with a professional Virtual Assistant company is all the rage, and this is one of those times when it’s a good thing to do what the other guy is doing. “Going Virtual” means that you (yes YOU!) will finally begin to act like the bad ass Big Kahuna that you are. “Going Virtual” means more time for family, friends and those long-forgotten hobbies. “Going Virtual” means you’re giving yourself the permission to achieve your biggest, baddest and wildest dreams.

The Sum of the Equation

You + Me + Outsourcing = Your competition clearing the smoke and gravel from their eyes as you zoom past them on the business highway at 150 mph. They’re wondering, “How does he do it?” and you tell ‘em, “I’m outsourcing!”

Call the ball, business owners: Irritated eyes and jealously, or success the likes of which you’ve never seen?

Get it?

Got it?

Good!

Dial: 866.611.LORI

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