Davis Virtual Assistants

Greetings from New York, where it feels as cold as the North Pole!

I’m writing in regards to my request for a DreamWeaver Intern. I did receive the correspondence from Elf Bob, your Chief IT & Design Elf, dated October 17, 2006. And while I put into place all of Elf Bob’s recommendations, my Intern is nowhere to be found.

Per Elf Bob’s instructions:

I have apologized for the tiny piece of coal I left in my husband’s stocking last year. (A little joke between a husband and wife!)

I have been very good, loving and supportive to my friends, family and colleagues, and I have forgiven the one client who has neglected to pay me. That’s my special Christmas gift to him, and I’m no longer harboring evil thoughts about this situation.

I’ve been drinking my milk every morning and taking my vitamins every day. Forty-year-old bones need special care, so I thank Elf Bob for reminding me of how important it is to take good care of myself.

Santa, even after all of this (and so much more) where I’m trying to be good, I still don’t have a DreamWeaver Intern. It’s October and I know you’re very busy preparing for your ride on December 24th. Nevertheless, I would appreciate it if you could expedite my request. Also, per Elf Bob’s instructions, I hired a contractor to make a special landing pad on the roof; I heard that Blitzen had a slight problem landing last year, so please let Elf Bob know that problem has been fixed!

I look forward to your reply.

Respectfully,

Lori Davis

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