Good morning!
Who’s with me on ending the spam madness? Insanity ensues each morning, as Norton Internet Security does its thing and protects my Outlook inbox, with its numerous accounts for myself and my clients, from the hundreds of spam messages which come through.
Let’s see … this morning I received various spam messages regarding:
- ‘Lori, you have a career as a mole-catcher’
- Hoodia, hoodia and yet MORE hoodia spam
- Various adverts for devices which claim to increase the size of various parts of the female and male anatomy
As Susan Powter exclaimed back in the day:
Stop the Insanity!
Memo to Bill:
Dear Bill,
Before you go part-time at Microsoft in 2008, I recommend you throw some of your personal fortune (a fortune which I, and countless others contributed to) to the computer world’s version of the “X-Prize.” There are computer geniuses out there and I suspect if given the appropriate incentives, they could tackle and kill the spam issue, once and for all.
(Okay … maybe NOT “once and for all.” Nevertheless, they just might be able to make a serious dent in regards to the spam messages which are blasted across the globe each day.)
Bill, I don’t want to be a mole-catcher! I really don’t. In addition, I have no need for hoodia, nor for snake-oil contraptions which claim to increase the size of the naughty bits.
Bill, what I want is to live in Computer Peace, not Computer Hell. Rumor has it you have assistants who ONLY monitor the amount of spam you receive each day. Is that true, or an urban legend? Inquiring minds want to know …
Mr. Gates: You can make this happen, and I encourage you to do so by getting the ball rolling.
Have your people contact my people at 866.611.LORI, and let’s talk.
Kind regards,
Lori Davis
Director of the Future
Davis Virtual Assistants